Milwaukee Art Museum Tired Of Bullshit Cold Flies South Until Spring

Updated: Feb 23

Wednesday, February 17th, 2021

Written by Alonzo Rivera

MILWAUKEE, WI- Many Milwaukeean's were lucky this morning to see something that was truly amazing. This morning around 7am the Milwaukee Art Museum who was tired of the this bullshit cold, took off from the shores of Lake Michigan and started heading south.

What may seem like a strange concept. Museum Migration is a regular seasonal movement, often north and south along a flyway, between breeding and wintering grounds. It occurs mainly in the northern hemisphere, where Museums are funneled on to specific routes by natural barriers such as the Mediterranean Sea or the Caribbean Sea.

When will we see our beloved museum again? Well, experts aren't very sure but they believe around springtime.