Ted Perry Erotic Fan Fiction Goes Viral, Tom Cruise To Star In HBO Adaptation, Fifty Shades of Ted
Updated: Mar 19
Tuesday, March 15th. 2021
MILWAUKEE, WI- The internet is no stranger to people oversexualizing public figures but some recent events have put things into motion that cannot be undone. Media giant HBO will be picking up a story they call "Too saucy not to be on our service." In what we assume started as a joke has taken a turn for the SEXY and readers are BEGGING for more.
Social media juggernaut Memewaukee submitted a challenge to their readers, who could come up with the best Milwaukee based erotic fan fiction. By far the most popular was a short story about Ted and local lawyer David Gruber having relations out back of the then Miller Park. It didn't take long for Hollywood to notice.
Matthew McConaughey, Hugh Jackman and Robert Downey Jr have all expressed interest in the role but insider reports show the role of the Titular Ted will be going to veteran actor Tom Cruise.
For most people in Milwaukee, Ted Perry is a common sight. He's been gracing our televisions as an anchor for FOX6 News Milwaukee for two decades now with no signs of stopping. Ted is already in your home now it's time for him to enter your heart.